You're A Wolf

phishies:

Sometimes I wonder if anyone has feelings for me and then I start laughing.

fishpun:

ARE YOU EVER REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING AND YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO BE TOO BUT THEY’RE KINDA INDIFFERENT AND YOU’RE SAT THERE INTERNALLY SCREAMING BECAUSE YOU REALLY NEED SOMEONE TO FREAK OUT WITH

debt:

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

confusedtree:

asfunnyasreallove:

scott-dillon:

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t really say “I ate the pizza”, you say “Je suis devenu la pizza”, which is closer to “I am the pizza” or “I became the pizza”. I love that so much. You don’t just eat something. You absorb it…

me everyday: i'll do it tomorrow
most-awkward-moments:

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